Puerto Rico Points of Interest
Friday, February 28, 2003
this is for my non fellow islanders... things to improve in paradise: first: we need high speed internet! why can't i get cable modem! thanks for nothing adelphia! second: do not ship down here anything. i mean it, it'll get lost. you want it overnite, get on a plane and bring it yourself! third: legalize it. i'm on a beach, make it legal. you know what i'm talking about.... fourth: less cars (see previous entry) fifth: i want bridges from here to every other island. if not, there should be flights between each island. okay, that's it for today.
okay, this one is for my fellow islanders. what's up with your driving? i walk to and from work and i almost die everyday! and when i drive its madness! why do we take the time to always shake hands, say hello and good afternoon, when right after that we get into our cars and we become crazed jackasses! chil out, you're in puerto rico! enjoy paradise. you know how many people would love to live no more than half a hour from the beach? and not to mention its the caribbean sea! and while i'm fuming, be nicer to dogs and pets in general. why do we have such fancy cars that we drive like maniacs in while there's homeless dogs and cats starving right next to us?
i wouldn't mind if puerto rico was colony of canada. why not? they're cool up there and its a country the opposite of a caribbean island in geography. we're sunny and warm, they're cold. besides, at least that country is open to being bilingual since a bilingual population actually lives there. besides, its time for a change. 400 years of spain, 100 years of america, let's give canada a shot!
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